When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
~Author Unknown
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"The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Phyllis Diller, American Comedienne, born July 17, 1917.
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"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them"
-Harry Tofcano
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~Jack Lemmon - Actor known for his comic roles 1925 - 2001
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Stand tall you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls....
Recent studies have revealed that:
1. The average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
2. Golfers drink, on average, 20 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 45 miles to the gallon.
Makes you proud to be a golfer in these eco friendly times.
Unknown
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It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
~Nubar Gulbenkian, a Turkish-born Armenian petroleum magnate and socialite.1972
Golfing Quotations